woodfawn:

I sat there for three hours and did not feel the time or the boredom of our talk and its foolish disconnection. As long as I could hear his voice, I was quite lost, quite blind, quite outside my own self.

woodfawn:

I sat there for three hours and did not feel the time or the boredom of our talk and its foolish disconnection. As long as I could hear his voice, I was quite lost, quite blind, quite outside my own self.

(via grim-creep3r)

50 SHADES OF I'M FUCKING BORED


  • 1. What is your best friends name?
  • 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
  • 3. What are you listening to right now?
  • 4. Whats your favorite number?
  • 5. What was the last thing you ate?
  • 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
  • 7. How is the weather right now?
  • 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 10. Do you have a significant other?
  • 11. Favorite TV show?
  • 12. Siblings?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Hair color?
  • 15. Eye Color?
  • 16. Do you wear contacts?
  • 17. Favorite Holiday?
  • 18. Month?
  • 19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
  • 20. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 21. Favorite Day of the Year?
  • 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
  • 24. Hugs or Kisses?
  • 25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
  • 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
  • 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
  • 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
  • 29. What books are you reading?
  • 30. Piercings?
  • 31. Favorite movies?
  • 32. Favorite football Team?
  • 33. What are you doing right now?
  • 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
  • 37. Dogs or cats?
  • 38. Favorite flower?
  • 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
  • 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
  • 41. Have you ever loved someone?
  • 42. Who would you like to see right now? .
  • 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
  • 44. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 45. Do you like to travel by plane?
  • 46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
  • 47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 48. Are you missing someone?
  • 49. Do you have a tattoo?
  • 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?

youngblackandvegan:

the older i get

the more i realize the value of privacy

of cultivating your circle and only letting certain people in

you can be open, honest, and real while still understanding not everyone deserves a seat at the table of your life

(via voicedance)

iannmickey:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.
THIS IS FUCKING IT.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED
THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 
BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.
NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

tumblr users should be the only people allowed to make infomercials

iannmickey:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

tumblr users should be the only people allowed to make infomercials

(via voicedance)

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe for Essential Homme Magazine by Kevin Sinclair.

(via voicedance)

feelthefearanddoitanyway-x:

This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.

(via selfesteampunk)

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.”

Jonathan Safran Foer (via analyticalmuslim)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via umachkupiterinu)